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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
Splash The Pet Hermit Crab Casted As Role Of Sebastian In Town’s Rendition of The Little Mermaid After Dancing In Coconut Bra Outside Theater
THE ORION THEATER — Splash, the hermit crab, was cast as Sebastian in the town’s low-budget rendition of The Little Mermaid after he was...
Hermit Crab Dreams Of Getting Out Of This "Little One Horse Town" To Be Basketball Star
CRABQUARIUM — Splash, a pet hermit crab, was seen practicing his free throw early Wednesday morning waking up his owner with the sounds...
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