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Extra Beer Ticket Found Abandoned On Floor Of Bar In Good Hands Now
(*ahhh* angelic music playing)

Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos Prepped By Your Buddy Jeff
Try tonight’s late night menu special — the Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos prepped by our master nacho enthusiast himself — your buddy Jeff!...

Dive Bar Laminates Menus, Now Considered "High Class"
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — Bar regulars are up in arms over a recent change down at Buckets Dive Bar that included laminating the paper bar menus...

Bar Regular Bops Head Off Billiard Light, Now A "Genius"
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — In a rather extraordinary event down at Buckets Dive Bar, establishment regular, Petiska Baloney bopped his head off...

Merry Christmas From SMASHED
Merry Christmas from the hometown satirical paper SMASHED ! While we have you here, our gift is on the way (no promises), but for now...

Uh Oh! Drunkest Guy In Bar Wants To Play Darts
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — Against everyone’s best interests, the drunkest guy down at Buckets Dive Bar Friday evening has been repeatedly...
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