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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
Manager Of Daiquiri Bar Actually Just Cockatoo In Hawaiian Shirt
DAIQUIRI LAND — A tourist at Daiquiri Land, a tropical drink bar, was miffed to find out the owner of the place was actually just a...
Drunk Beachgoer Opens Pop-up Stand Featuring "The Greatest Invention In The History Of This Planet"
JETTI BEACH — A new pop-up stand was seen down at Jetti Beach where a drunken beachgoer was seen selling the “Beer-O-Phone,” a device he...
Sea Gull About To Wreak Absolute Havoc On Beach Goer Who Bought French Fry
THE CRAB SHACK — A beach goer who bought an order of fries from a parking lot concession stand was completely unaware that a sea gull...
Beach Comber Excited About Finding "Vintage" Beer Can From 1996
The Shipyard — Around 2 p.m., local man Ted Winters was seen beach combing and pulling a pilsner can from beneath a pile of seaweed next...
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