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Lawn Mower Runs Over Entire Easter Egg Hunt Shredding Marshmallow Chicks Like "Mozzarella Cheese"
SHERRI’S LAWN — Sunday morning a stray lawn mower ran over an entire yard of easter eggs leaving plastic egg shards littered all over...

"Psht Who Needs Gutter Guards?" Says Bowler Who Immediately Rolls Ball Across 50 Lanes Into Ceiling
COSMICS BOWLING ALLEY — Late Friday evening, Gordon Flip, showed up to the bowling alley like a professional athlete immediately...

“Woah, Woah, Woahh!!” Man Slips And Slides Around On Slick Floor For Entire Length Of Floor Mop Like He Wearing Tap Shoes
KITCHEN - Gerry McDue slipped and slid around for the entire duration of his floor mop early Saturday morning like a tap dancing penguin.
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