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Bakery Unveils New Jumbo Cinnamon Buns 5-Feet Tall
UPTOWN BAKERY — Uptown Bakery unveiled a new weekly dessert promotion featuring jumbo cinnamon buns that are 5-feet tall in hopes to...

Diner Unveils New Picture Of Waffle Special Like Picasso Painting
MAIN STREET CAFE — Early Saturday morning, Main Street Cafe unveiled a framed picture of their new menu special like it was a Picasso...

Firefighter Carries Pizza Into Station Like Newborn Baby
STATION 13 — Sunday night, at approximately 12:31 a.m. firefighter Randy Buttons carried a cheese pizza into Station 13 firehouse...

Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos Prepped By Your Buddy Jeff
Try tonight’s late night menu special — the Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos prepped by our master nacho enthusiast himself — your buddy Jeff!...

Boat Captain Reels In Piece Of Fried Shrimp With 2-For-1 Fisherman's Platter Promo
JIMMY FISHING CHARTERS — In the surprise of a lifetime, local boat captain, Jimmy, reeled in a piece of fried shrimp with a promotion...

Sea Gull About To Wreak Absolute Havoc On Beach Goer Who Bought French Fry
THE CRAB SHACK — A beach goer who bought an order of fries from a parking lot concession stand was completely unaware that a sea gull...

"What Is It Dipped In 14K Gold?" Says Diner After Asking Market Price On Lobster Roll
THE CRAB SHACK — Chuck, a local lobster down at the The Crab Shack, was spared his life after a fussy diner complained about the...
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