DAIQUIRI LAND — A tourist at Daiquiri Land, a tropical drink bar, was miffed to find out the owner of the place was actually just a...

TOURIST INFO CAFE   — A man sitting in a dimly lit corner of the tourist information cafe, tried his doggone best to warn Jay and Daisy...

FLORIDA — In what appeared to be a Floridian phenomenon, a signature vacation-style Panama hat materialized on tourist Sheila Pipton's...

THE ORION THEATER — Splash, the hermit crab, was cast as Sebastian in the town’s low-budget rendition of The Little Mermaid after he was...

“Hi there, the names…what the hell is my name?” POOL AREA — In what seemed like a miracle, a plastic lawn flamingo came to life like...

GLOW POND — The pond that was once the lifeblood of this town, and swimming hole, has now been marked with a sign labeled the “Oopsy...

CRABQUARIUM — Splash, a pet hermit crab, was seen practicing his free throw early Wednesday morning waking up his owner with the sounds...

JETTI BEACH — A new pop-up stand was seen down at Jetti Beach where a drunken beachgoer was seen selling the “Beer-O-Phone,” a device he...

JIMMY FISHING CHARTERS — In the surprise of a lifetime, local boat captain, Jimmy, reeled in a piece of fried shrimp with a promotion...

PUT HUT MINI GOLF & MORE — Local mini golfer, Jay Bubbadoo, was seen with died aqua-marine legs like a Smurf after entering artificially...

THE CRAB SHACK — A beach goer who bought an order of fries from a parking lot concession stand was completely unaware that a sea gull...

The Shipyard — Around 2 p.m., local man Ted Winters was seen beach combing and pulling a pilsner can from beneath a pile of seaweed next...

THE CRAB SHACK — Chuck, a local lobster down at the The Crab Shack, was spared his life after a fussy diner complained about the...