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Lawn Mower Runs Over Entire Easter Egg Hunt Shredding Marshmallow Chicks Like "Mozzarella Cheese"
SHERRI’S LAWN —  Sunday morning a stray lawn mower ran over an entire yard of easter eggs leaving plastic egg shards littered all over...

Concerns On The New "Curve Ahead" Road Signs That Were Made Using Bucatini Noodles
OFFICIAL COMPLAINT LETTER FROM TOWN RESIDENT: To whom it may concern, I hate to be a pain, but I was driving down Route 141 last night...

"This Stuff's Just Like Sand!" Says Snow Plow Driver Who Spends Day Constructing Jumbo Snow Castle In Middle Of Road
UPTOWN —  Local snow plow driver, Benjamin Peters, was seen constructing a jumbo snow castle in the middle of the road using his plow...

Mysterious Lone Traffic Cone On Sidewalk Sparking Mass Chaos
The Sidewalk — A lone traffic cone on a sidewalk downtown has sparked mass chaos amongst residents who are unsure of its purpose. “At...

"It'll Probably Definitely Be A Theme Park" Says Resident On Empty Lot Being Developed That's 20 Feet Wide
CONSTRUCTION ZONE — A 20-foot empty dirt lot has been causing a stir lately among residents as a bulldozer was seen cruising around the...
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