COSMICS BOWLING ALLEY   — Late Friday evening, Gordon Flip, showed up to the bowling alley like a professional athlete immediately...

CRABQUARIUM — Splash, a pet hermit crab, was seen practicing his free throw early Wednesday morning waking up his owner with the sounds...

FOXHOLE GOLF CLUB — A golfer, that previously accused the country club staff of greasing the greens earlier today, is currently still out...

FOXHOLE GOLF CLUB — Sunday morning, a golfer at Foxhole Golf Club accused staff at the country club of "greasing up the grass" on the...

DUNKIN FIELDS — A cotton candy hawker, Barb, was awarded MVP of the game over the weekend at Dunkin Fields after accidentally catching...

Merry Christmas from the hometown satirical paper SMASHED ! While we have you here, our gift is on the way (no promises), but for now...