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“Woah, Woah, Woahh!!” Man Slips And Slides Around On Slick Floor For Entire Length Of Floor Mop Like He Wearing Tap Shoes
KITCHEN - Gerry McDue slipped and slid around for the entire duration of his floor mop early Saturday morning like a tap dancing penguin.

Fire Captain Demands To Be Called Cool Name Like “Fire Boss” From Now On
FIREHOUSE — Fire Captain Kirpatrick made an announcement on Saturday morning to the department to start calling him “The Fire Boss”...

Firefighter Carries Pizza Into Station Like Newborn Baby
STATION 13 — Sunday night, at approximately 12:31 a.m. firefighter Randy Buttons carried a cheese pizza into Station 13 firehouse...

Developing: Commuter Stuck In Sky Calls For Help After Realizing Work Does Not Have Parking Spot For Hot Air Balloon
HOT AIR BALLOON — Leonard Potts is currently stuck floating around like a dandelion puff in a hot air balloon above town as he yelled...
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