COSMICS BOWLING ALLEY   — Late Friday evening, Gordon Flip, showed up to the bowling alley like a professional athlete immediately...

UPTOWN —  Local snow plow driver, Benjamin Peters, was seen constructing a jumbo snow castle in the middle of the road using his plow...

THE BUBBADOO'S ROOF — Residents Jay and Daisy Bubbadoo walked out of the house Friday to find a solar panel team had installed a fully...

(*ahhh* angelic music playing)

BACKYARD — At 3:41 p.m. eastern time, a blimp drifted over town giving a rare chance for the town’s scientist, Dr. Peter Cottons, to remind

HOT AIR BALLOON — Leonard Potts is currently stuck floating around like a dandelion puff in a hot air balloon above town as he yelled...

DUNKIN FIELDS — A cotton candy hawker, Barb, was awarded MVP of the game over the weekend at Dunkin Fields after accidentally catching...

Merry Christmas from the hometown satirical paper SMASHED ! While we have you here, our gift is on the way (no promises), but for now...