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Storm Chasers Seen Following Single Cumulus Cloud Puff Around Town
AROUND TOWN  — Local storm chasing team, The Cloud Hoppers, trailed a single cumulus cloud puff across town in a low-speed chase that...

Lawn Mower Runs Over Entire Easter Egg Hunt Shredding Marshmallow Chicks Like "Mozzarella Cheese"
SHERRI’S LAWN —  Sunday morning a stray lawn mower ran over an entire yard of easter eggs leaving plastic egg shards littered all over...

"Psht Who Needs Gutter Guards?" Says Bowler Who Immediately Rolls Ball Across 50 Lanes Into Ceiling
COSMICS BOWLING ALLEY  — Late Friday evening, Gordon Flip, showed up to the bowling alley like a professional athlete immediately...
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