Woman Lies Awake Worrying Unreturned VHS From 1998 Sole Reason Video Store Went Defunct 27 Years ago

DEFUNCT MOVIES R' US — Marsha Bobobins tosses and turns nightly waking up in cold sweats wondering if her old unreturned VHS rental from 1998 is the sole reason the video store, Movies R' Us, went out of business some 27 years ago.

"The fees at this point must be upwards of a couple trillion, I'm no wiz but I think that's probably a lot," said Marsha as she said an old copy of Air Bud 2 has been sitting in her basement for decades. "It was a popular rental at the time and I have some moral hang ups about not returning it as well," Marsha said boldly as she admitted she was the reason many households in town were unable to watch the Air Bud sequel upon its release.

Marsha continued on saying she's glad to get that off her chest and feels like she can properly move on now, but unfortunately fellow resident Matt Larky was not.

"She had that movie this whole time?" asked fellow resident Matt Larky after he said he was not able to secure a copy of the movie in the 90's and never got to see the sports hero take on another game. "The absolute least she could do is tell us all if Air Bud wins the game," says Larky who had to be restrained from going to "secure the old VHS tape for the sake of cinema everywhere".

A few hours later, Larky was seen picketing in front of Marsha's home with a megaphone demanding for the release of the Air Bud tape.