"What Is It Dipped In 14K Gold?" Says Diner After Asking Market Price On Lobster Roll

THE CRAB SHACK — Chuck, a local lobster down at the The Crab Shack, was spared his life after a fussy diner complained about the crustacean’s pricing in the house lobster roll.

“What a miracle,” said Chuck as he swiped sweat beads off his lobster brows. “I thought for sure I was a goner until the diner piped up and questioned my pricing asking 'what the fuck is this thing dipped in 14k gold?' after finding out the roll is $42,” continued Chuck as he was raised out of a steaming pot.

“Once the ballsy diner spoke up it was game over," said Chuck as he called family and friends to tell them he was alive. "The server lost his footing and said 'let me check with the manager if there's a gold coating on the crustacean's shell' which is the first time I saw the server rattled,” raved Chuck as he skidaddled to freedom across the counter with half-baked legs.

The diner flipped over his plastic table after finding out the lobster was in fact not dipped in 14k gold and was just made of regular shell, saying “you almost got me!”

Chuck was seen hailing a taxi cab in front of The Crab Shack as the server chased after him saying “you’ll pay for this!”