Table Breaks In Half Like Toothpick After Grandma's 30-Layer Dip Placed On Top

DOROTHY HOUSE KITCHEN — Sunday evening, local grandma, Etty Dorothy placed her signature layered chip dip down on a kitchen table at a family party when the sheer weight of the dip snapped the table in half like a flimsy toothpick sending the dip flying like it was launched off a seesaw. 

"Who would make such a tall dip!" said party guest Baxter Sparrow as he tried to dig himself out of layers of sour cream and refried beans. "It's completely irresponsible!" continued Baxter as he lay defeated under the 7th layer of the dip.

I'm just glad the dip didn't take anyone down,” said grandson Baxter Dorothy with a sigh of relief unaware that Baxter was currently trying to swim out of the dip.

Etty had recently increased her usual 7-layer dip to 30 layers when family friend, Jaxson Riverton, brought a 10-layer dip, which had three more layers to it, to a family party the week prior.

"Jaxson brought this on," said Etty as she threw Baxter a life ring, "he thinks he can just parade in here with a 10-layer dip and be the hero of the party? Layered dip is MY signature plate."

Shortly after, Jaxson was seen carrying a 40-layer dip into the house saying “layered dip is HIS signature plate that he brings to parties” at which point he fell straight through the floor into the basement after the floorboards caved like quick sand from the weight of his dip.

“I am the dip guy! Me! And no one else!” yelled Jaxson from a pile of rubble as he attempted to salvage at least 31 layers of his dip.