Sea Gull About To Wreak Absolute Havoc On Beach Goer Who Bought French Fry

THE CRAB SHACK — A beach goer who bought an order of fries from a parking lot concession stand was completely unaware that a sea gull named Bill was watching the whole while from behind a trash can waiting to unleash absolute havoc on the beach goer.

“As soon as I bought the fry and walked away from the stand, the sea gull popped up out of nowhere like a magician and began to jog at me in the parking lot,” said the beach goer who asked to remain anonymous in case the sea gull retaliated, “I have to a hand it to him, the gull was quick on his feet. Eventually I just tossed the fries to him out of sheer intimidation.”