"This Stuff's Just Like Sand!" Says Snow Plow Driver Who Spends Day Constructing Jumbo Snow Castle In Middle Of Road

UPTOWN — Local snow plow driver, Benjamin Peters, was seen constructing a jumbo snow castle in the middle of the road using his plow truck Sunday morning after realizing the plow was basically a giant shovel.

“I used to be quite the wiz at building sand castles at the beach when I was a kid,” said Benjamin as he recalled his skills as a 4-year old as he plowed a pile of snow from the side of the road into what will be the "knights' chamber" area of the castle. "I don't want to brag but I was basically a prodigy."

Benjamin was seen plowing, perfecting and fortifying the side walls of the castle before erecting a drawbridge feature for “nobility” of course.

“I've spent hours stuck in the rotary uptown because of Benjamin’s snow castle, I've had it!” said driver Ted Dandy as he tried to drive around the castle in his sedan but ended up in the castle’s snow moat.

Benjamin’s father, Sir Benjamin Peters III, recalled Benjamin’s (Benji’s) days on the beach as a toddler building sand castles.

“He was quite the craftsman,” said Sir Benjamin Peters III as more cars began to attempt to drive through Benjamin's snow moat, “he would build 6-10 sand castles during a beach trip which is just unheard of from a 4-year old. Benji was definitely a prodigy,” continued Sir Benjamin Peters III as he showcased Benjamin’s plastic beach shovel from his childhood.

As Benjamin was about to open the drawbridge for his father, a bigger plow came cruising through the street blowing right through Benjamin’s snow castle poofing it into a cloud of dust faster than Benjamin could blink.

“Benjamin should have known, the enemy is always nigh!” yelled the anonymous snow plow driver as Benjamin sat dumbfounded that someone was able to breach the castle in half a millisecond.