Plastic Lawn Flamingo Comes To Life Like Pinocchio, Has Hots For Pool Tube

“Hi there, the names…what the hell is my name?”

POOL AREA — In what seemed like a miracle, a plastic lawn flamingo came to life like Pinocchio after its owner Jared Leto (not THE Jared Leto) accidentally spilled an energy drink in the soil near the flamingo’s metal rods.

The flamingo adjusted quickly to real life and trotted down the street when it saw a plastic floating flamingo tube in a neighbor’s pool.

The neighbor, Sheila Pipton, was amused at first but after a few hours started yelling over to Jared Leto to “come put a leash on this thing!” after the flamingo refused to leave the pool area. “It’s seems to have the hots for my inner tube!” yelled Sheila as she attempted to shoo off the flamingo only to be pecked by its plastic beak.

As Sheila attempted to use a broom to scare off the flamingo, Jared Leto was seen pouring an energy drink on the plastic flamingos down at the hardware store so there could be ”a whole flock of these things walking around town.”