“Place Is A Tourist Trap!” Warns Mysterious Man In Corner Of Cafe

TOURIST INFO CAFE — A man sitting in a dimly lit corner of the tourist information cafe, tried his doggone best to warn Jay and Daisy Bubbadoo, that the activity they just bought tickets to was a tourist trap of disastrous proportions.

“You will be duped just like I was!” yelled the mysterious man as smoke billowed from behind him like a lit cigarette, “I’m warning you, don’t go to Sting Ray Junction!”

The Bubbadoos quickly reviewed their jumbo size map of Sting Ray Junction swallowing in fear at what may lie ahead.

“Why?...What goes on at Sting Ray Junction?” pressed a nervous Jay Bubbadoo as sweat beads began to roll down his forehead, “for chrissakes tell us! We’re already locked in!” 

"You'll see!" said the man as he attempted to blow out a battery-operated candle on the table, seemingly for dramatic effect.

Before the Bubbadoos could respond, a security team in black suits quickly lifted the man off his stool and shuffled him into a SUV while he yelled "don't let them silence me!"

The CEO of Sting Ray Junction, Lennice Coinwater, quickly weighed in on the matter saying the sting ray junction experience is one of the best tourist rip-offs you can experience in the area.

“We at Sting Ray Junction want to let everyone know that our activity is one of the best rip-offs you can do here in town. We pride ourselves on offering a premier experience ripping tourists off and stand firm that we offer one of the best rip-offs which includes tons of hidden costs, letdowns and gimmicks that keep tourists guessing, which is what tourists really want.” 

The Bubbadoos were seen entering Sting Ray Junction only to find the sting rays were "on lunch break” and nowhere to be found before being prompted to purchase plush sting ray hats before eating hot dogs that cost $100 a bun.