Part Of Town Where Toxic Sludge Dumped Marked As "Oopsy" Area

GLOW POND — The pond that was once the lifeblood of this town, and swimming hole, has now been marked with a sign labeled the “Oopsy Area” after it was discovered that toxic sludge has been dumped there over the course of the last 100 years.

“The barrel oozing toxic waste should have been a dead giveaway but I guess we just kind of got used to seeing it down at the swimming spot,” said Bianca Moonbeam who swam in the pond the majority of her childhood and now has duck feet and fins. “It was only recently that the green fog rolled in. When that happened I knew something was up.”

"Once the fog started rising, the town added an “Oopsy Area” sign but luckily, there’s a massive gap in the fence so we can all still walk in and throw a fishing line in. There’s a bass that is 17 feet wide with 10 fins that I’ve been trying to catch," continued Bianca as she spontaneously grew a third eyeball.

Bianca was seen catching the goldfish but was disappointed when finding out it was an old classmate Fin Radley who had been swimming in the pond since he was two.