Mini Golfer Who Entered Artificial 2-Inch Rapids To Retrieve Ball Now Has Blue Legs

PUT HUT MINI GOLF & MORE — Local mini golfer, Jay Bubbadoo, was seen with died aqua-marine legs like a Smurf after entering artificially dyed two-inch rapids at Put Hut Mini Golf & More to retrieve a golf ball.

“What is this Willy Wonka Land?” said a frustrated Bubbadoo as he attempted to scrub off the blue dye after his harrowing walk into the waterfall pool. “For chrissakes I’m on a date!” he rambled as if it was the golf course’s fault that he hit his ball directly into the decorative rapids.

Bubbadoo's date was nowhere in sight and presumably left when he first entered the rapids.

Bubbadoo seemed completely unaware that his date had left continuing to yell “Someone will pay for this!” to no one in particular as he lay defeated on an artificial turf hillside next to the bubbling rapids as he examined his shoes and socks which were also dyed blue when he entered the artificial rapids.

"At least I still have my lovebug with me," he continued only then realizing he was indeed alone with his mini golf putter on the artificial clay hillside.