Dive Bar Laminates Menus, Now Considered "High Class"

BUCKETS DIVE BAR — Bar regulars are up in arms over a recent change down at Buckets Dive Bar that included laminating the paper bar menus with many considering the bar has gone "high class".

"I went into Buckets Dive Bar late Thursday night and asked for one of their menus, like I usually do, and noticed the paper menus had been laminated, seemingly overnight. When did Buckets become high class?" said bar regular Gerry McCrum as he waved the menu around like it was a $100 bill.

"I looked around and everything else still seemed the same; the carpet still smelled of old beer, my favorite bar pizza The Trashcan was still on the menu and my friend Pete was still passed out on top of the pool table," continued McCrum. "Buckets must have run into some type of money to be able to pull off something as rich as laminating the menus."