Developing: Commuter Stuck In Sky Calls For Help After Realizing Work Does Not Have Parking Spot For Hot Air Balloon

HOT AIR BALLOON — Leonard Potts is currently stuck floating around like a dandelion puff in a hot air balloon above town as he yelled down to onlookers that “his office building doesn’t have a goddamn parking spot for hot air balloons!”

When an onlooker yelled back “should’ve checked ahead and what the hell do you want us to do about it?” Leonard blustered away in the balloon threatening to go and land on top of the onlooker’s car.