Boat Captain Reels In Piece Of Fried Shrimp With 2-For-1 Fisherman's Platter Promo

JIMMY FISHING CHARTERS — In the surprise of a lifetime, local boat captain, Jimmy, reeled in a piece of fried shrimp with a promotion attached for a $799.99 Fisherman’s Platter with free chowder cup.

“I mean, a cup of chowder is almost $11.99 on its own, $8.99 in the offseason, so it kind of makes sense to just get the $799.99 platter,” said Jimmy as he inspected the piece of shrimp before offering it to a deck mate as payment for the day.

Even with the outrageous tourist price of almost a grand, Jimmy was swayed by the deal with a promise of the lousy free chowder cup.

“We came out here for blue fin but catches like this is what makes the day at sea worth it,” continued Jimmy about his complete rip-off of a coupon.