Big Kid At Sledding Hill With Most Expensive Snow Tube Automatically The Boss

SLEDDING HILL — Gavin Candle, a big kid, was seen bossing fellow sledders around at the top of the local sledding hill in what looks like a power trip from having the most expensive snow tube: The Blizzard Zone 10,000.

“He’s got the most expensive tube, so I assume he’s the one in charge here,” said local father, Freddy McPiper, who appeared quite rattled that a big kid might tell him what to do. 

“We have to answer to him. He’s got a deluxe inner tube, it’s not just any old sledding toboggan, it’s The Blizzard Zone 10,000, we don’t stand a chance here,” continued McPiper panicking as Gavin began to approach with his deluxe snow tube at which point McPiper fled towards the tree line telling his son “I’ll see you again my boy! Be good to your mother!”

Gavin expressed his reign on the sledding hill as “ultimate” and “unwavering”.

“Listen chumps, I have the best snow tube, while the small fries here are skipping around with plastic saucers, wooden toboggans and cafeteria lunch trays. People listen to me around here. So, do as I say,” said Gavin as he used his deluxe snow tube like it was a bumper car, knocking fellow sledders out of the way on his descent down the hill like they were chess pieces.

The creator of The Blizzard Zone 10,000 snow tube, scientist Marcus Finewaters, weighed in saying he has some regrets about the device he’s designed.

“The only way he can be controlled is if someone else shows up with the latest Blizzard Zone snow tube,” said a disheveled Finewaters as Gavin forced his parents to add more air into the tube to make it bouncier. “The snow tubes…they are too powerful. He must be stopped before sundown!” continued Finewaters as he worked urgently on a solution to stop The Blizzard Zone snow tubes. 

Gavin was seen making people tow him uphill via sled while being fed grapes so he didn’t have to walk until another big kid showed up with The Blizzard Zone 20,000 Double-Seater snow tube at which point Gavin’s power was stripped from him like a king who lost his throne.