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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
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Bar Menu's Special Of Hamburger with Extra Large Pizzas As Buns Complete Disaster
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — A scene unfolded Wednesday night as diner, Franklin Winslow, was up in arms after dealing with the fallout of...
Woman Who Walks Outside In High Pollen Count Looks Like Piece Of Buttered Popcorn After .1 Seconds
SYCAMORE AVE — Despite warnings of the high pollen count from meteorologists, a woman, Charlotte Mavis, was seen naively dismissing the...
Pilot Flying Around With Iced Coffee On Roof Wondering Why Everyone Waving At Him
LANDSDOWN AIRPORT — Pilot, Russell Hutchins, was seen flying around the sky with a large artisanal iced coffee on the roof of his plane,...
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Bar Menu's Special Of Hamburger with Extra Large Pizzas As Buns Complete Disaster
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — A scene unfolded Wednesday night as diner, Franklin Winslow, was up in arms after dealing with the fallout of...
Extra Beer Ticket Found Abandoned On Floor Of Bar In Good Hands Now
(*ahhh* angelic music playing)
Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos Prepped By Your Buddy Jeff
Try tonight’s late night menu special — the Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos prepped by our master nacho enthusiast himself — your buddy Jeff!...
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Pilot Flying Around With Iced Coffee On Roof Wondering Why Everyone Waving At Him
LANDSDOWN AIRPORT — Pilot, Russell Hutchins, was seen flying around the sky with a large artisanal iced coffee on the roof of his plane,...
Storm Chasers Seen Following Single Cumulus Cloud Puff Around Town
AROUND TOWN — Local storm chasing team, The Cloud Hoppers, trailed a single cumulus cloud puff across town in a low-speed chase that...
Solar Panel Team Installs Wind Farm on Resident's Roof
THE BUBBADOO'S ROOF — Residents Jay and Daisy Bubbadoo walked out of the house Friday to find a solar panel team had installed a fully...
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Manager Of Daiquiri Bar Actually Just Cockatoo In Hawaiian Shirt
DAIQUIRI LAND — A tourist at Daiquiri Land, a tropical drink bar, was miffed to find out the owner of the place was actually just a...
“Place Is A Tourist Trap!” Warns Mysterious Man In Corner Of Cafe
TOURIST INFO CAFE — A man sitting in a dimly lit corner of the tourist information cafe, tried his doggone best to warn Jay and Daisy...
Panama Hat Instantly Materializes On Tourist's Head At Florida Airport
FLORIDA — In what appeared to be a Floridian phenomenon, a signature vacation-style Panama hat materialized on tourist Sheila Pipton's...
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“Woah, Woah, Woahh!!” Man Slips And Slides Around On Slick Floor For Entire Length Of Floor Mop Like He Wearing Tap Shoes
KITCHEN - Gerry McDue slipped and slid around for the entire duration of his floor mop early Saturday morning like a tap dancing penguin.
Fire Captain Demands To Be Called Cool Name Like “Fire Boss” From Now On
FIREHOUSE — Fire Captain Kirpatrick made an announcement on Saturday morning to the department to start calling him “The Fire Boss”...
Firefighter Carries Pizza Into Station Like Newborn Baby
STATION 13 — Sunday night, at approximately 12:31 a.m. firefighter Randy Buttons carried a cheese pizza into Station 13 firehouse...
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