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Lawn Mower Runs Over Entire Easter Egg Hunt Shredding Marshmallow Chicks Like "Mozzarella Cheese"
SHERRI’S LAWN — Sunday morning a stray lawn mower ran over an entire yard of easter eggs leaving plastic egg shards littered all over...
"Psht Who Needs Gutter Guards?" Says Bowler Who Immediately Rolls Ball Across 50 Lanes Into Ceiling
COSMICS BOWLING ALLEY — Late Friday evening, Gordon Flip, showed up to the bowling alley like a professional athlete immediately...
“Woah, Woah, Woahh!!” Man Slips And Slides Around On Slick Floor For Entire Length Of Floor Mop Like He Wearing Tap Shoes
KITCHEN - Gerry McDue slipped and slid around for the entire duration of his floor mop early Saturday morning like a tap dancing penguin.
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Extra Beer Ticket Found Abandoned On Floor Of Bar In Good Hands Now
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Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos Prepped By Your Buddy Jeff
Try tonight’s late night menu special — the Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos prepped by our master nacho enthusiast himself — your buddy Jeff!...
Dive Bar Laminates Menus, Now Considered "High Class"
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — Bar regulars are up in arms over a recent change down at Buckets Dive Bar that included laminating the paper bar menus...
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Solar Panel Team Installs Wind Farm on Resident's Roof
THE BUBBADOO'S ROOF — Residents Jay and Daisy Bubbadoo walked out of the house Friday to find a solar panel team had installed a fully...
Wrong Button On Recliner Ejects Man Out Of House Like Fighter Pilot Into Passenger Seat Of Convertible
CENTRAL STREET — Tuesday afternoon, Jerry Murphy ejected out of a lounge chair like a fighter pilot abandoning a plane after accidentally...
Lady Opens Umbrella During Nor'easter, Blows Away Like Mary Poppins
SIDEWALK — During today’s nor’easter, a lady walking on the sidewalk opened her umbrella when it started raining and accidentally took...
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Manager Of Daiquiri Bar Actually Just Cockatoo In Hawaiian Shirt
DAIQUIRI LAND — A tourist at Daiquiri Land, a tropical drink bar, was miffed to find out the owner of the place was actually just a...
“Place Is A Tourist Trap!” Warns Mysterious Man In Corner Of Cafe
TOURIST INFO CAFE — A man sitting in a dimly lit corner of the tourist information cafe, tried his doggone best to warn Jay and Daisy...
Panama Hat Instantly Materializes On Tourist's Head At Florida Airport
FLORIDA — In what appeared to be a Floridian phenomenon, a signature vacation-style Panama hat materialized on tourist Sheila Pipton's...
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“Woah, Woah, Woahh!!” Man Slips And Slides Around On Slick Floor For Entire Length Of Floor Mop Like He Wearing Tap Shoes
KITCHEN - Gerry McDue slipped and slid around for the entire duration of his floor mop early Saturday morning like a tap dancing penguin.
Fire Captain Demands To Be Called Cool Name Like “Fire Boss” From Now On
FIREHOUSE — Fire Captain Kirpatrick made an announcement on Saturday morning to the department to start calling him “The Fire Boss”...
Firefighter Carries Pizza Into Station Like Newborn Baby
STATION 13 — Sunday night, at approximately 12:31 a.m. firefighter Randy Buttons carried a cheese pizza into Station 13 firehouse...
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